The Data Health Diagnosis
Identify the four pathologies hiding in your data organisation, from the Trust Deficit to the AI Hallucination. Get a clinical prescription.
Built for: Skeptical CFO, Blind COO, Overwhelmed Head of Data
Most data problems are not tool problems. The BI licence is fine, the warehouse is fine, and still every board meeting starts with a debate about which number is right. I built this diagnosis to surface the four patterns I see in almost every struggling data organisation, and to show you which ones you have.
It takes about five minutes. You answer eight scenario questions, and you get a severity rating for each pathology, a maturity reading, and a 90-day plan sized to where you actually are, not a generic best-practice deck.
What you get
A severity rating for each of the four pathologies: Trust Deficit, Metric Inflation, Service Desk Trap and AI Hallucination risk
Your position on the maturity spectrum, from Wild West to Data Fortress, with the trade-offs of where you sit
A prioritised 90-day plan matched to your answers
A shareable report you can take to a leadership meeting
How it works
Step 1
Answer a few questions
Plain-language questions about your situation. No setup, no credentials, nothing to install.
Step 2
AI analyses your answers
The analysis runs against the patterns I use in real engagements, the same frameworks, pointed at your numbers.
Step 3
Keep and share the report
A structured result you can save, re-run later, and take straight into a leadership conversation.
Questions, answered honestly
Pairs well with
Free tools that pick up where this one leaves off.
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Dashboard Autopsy
Drowning in dashboards, starving for insights? Paste your list. Get a kill/keep/merge verdict.
Run it on your own numbers
Sign in free, answer the questions, and get a personalised result you can keep, re-run and share. It takes minutes, and it is the same framework I use in paid engagements.
30-minute call, no obligation. If it isn't the right fit, I'll say so.
Prefer a human? The full version of this analysis is part of the fixed-fee audit.
If the diagnosis lands hard, the full version of this work, with your actual estate inside it, is my fixed-fee diagnosis. Want help interpreting your result? .